On a wonderful planet known as "Earth" full of Violence, drugs, terrible Obama memes, Donald Trump, and the d*&n Daniel vine. This world is gonna need an overly self centered yet totally awesome hero who has an over sized head with no appendages, just stubs. Someone who can save us from all these dank memes and not so smart people. Not pointing any fingers of course.......Trump! Anyway you're probably asking "But where are his powers, you have yet to say anything about them." You are right about that my pretties. I was just getting to that part (not really) be patient. Mr. Macho's power is (wait, I never told you his name? Well now you know) to control other peoples minds. Now how would this benefit the world, well I'll tell you.
This would allow Mr. Macho to control the minds of criminals and put an end to their evil doings. "Would you make them stop doing these crimes?" Well let me tell you..........no. Would they stop causing crime? Probably not, but only for the right cause of course. They would be serving under Mr. Macho's rule, but not as slaves, as "servants". No it's not slavery this is totally different, hey at least their not causing trouble........sort of. That's not relevant right now, the point is that there will be no more crime. Only peace and harmony would be maintained through out this brave new world. If at any point there are any "uprisings", well of course the "servants" will take care of that. That's the tale of our brave heroic hero and his heroism bringing peace (order) and harmony (more order) to this grateful nation. Thanks for reading and a nice day.
This was one of your best pieces yet. I loved the creativity, voice and diction (word choice). That would be awesome to have a world of peace and harmony versus the hate we see. The irony is that there are plenty of good people doing nice things and your superhero sounds pretty awesome!
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