The Navy SEALS

The SEALS......... When I was just a wee bitty child, I used to think the U.S. Marines were the best of the best in the military. But a couple years back I watched a movie called "Lone Survivor". After seeing it, that's when I found out about the SEALS. After doing some "research" I learned that they are the best of the best, not the Marines. Sea, Air, and Land that's what SEAL stand for. From there I've made it my quest to become a SEAL. I have told others about my dream yet some didn't agree with me. Some saying "aren't you afraid that you might not get to see the people you love again" or "you may never what they might have you do over there". I was even asked "what makes you want to do this, what are you trying to gain"? I'm not gaining anything from it, I'm just doing this because I want to.


About getting in, I have a friend named Adam S. who would contact his friend who is a SEAL recruiter and says he would vouch for me. Honestly that's the best thing anyone could do for me. Overall I can't wait until I'm done with school. I can finally fulfill my dream of becoming a SEAL.

PowerPuff Super Powersssssssssssss

On a wonderful planet known as "Earth" full of Violence, drugs, terrible Obama memes, Donald Trump, and the d*&n Daniel vine. This world is gonna need an overly self centered yet totally awesome hero who has an over sized head with no appendages, just stubs. Someone who can save us from all these dank memes and not so smart people. Not pointing any fingers of course.......Trump! Anyway you're probably asking "But where are his powers, you have yet to say anything about them." You are right about that my pretties. I was just getting to that part (not really) be patient. Mr. Macho's power is (wait, I never told you his name? Well now you know) to control other peoples minds. Now how would this benefit the world, well I'll tell you.

 This would allow Mr. Macho to control the minds of criminals and put an end to their evil doings. "Would you make them stop doing these crimes?" Well let me tell you..........no. Would they stop causing crime? Probably not, but only for the right cause of course. They would be serving under Mr. Macho's rule, but not as slaves, as "servants". No it's not slavery this is totally different, hey at least their not causing trouble........sort of. That's not relevant right now, the point is that there will be no more crime. Only peace and harmony would be maintained through out this brave new world. If at any point there are any "uprisings", well of course the "servants" will take care of that. That's the tale of our brave heroic hero and his heroism bringing peace (order) and harmony (more order) to this grateful nation. Thanks for reading and a nice day.

Real Talk

Now we all know about the election this year right? Of course you do, why wouldn't you. If you didn't know then I pity you for being a nuisance to society. Anyway we know our soon to be runner ups, we have Donald Trump on one corner and.......... HILLARY CLINTON on the other. I know we all "HATE" Donald Trump with a passion, who doesn't? I mean there are his supporters but forget about those reptilian humanoids, our focus is on Donald Trump today. Oh..... You don't want me to tell you my opinion on Mr. Donald? WELL TOO BAD, YOU CHOSE TO BE HERE AND YOU'RE GOING TO READ THIS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! Now before I continue my opinion, I must inform all of you of Trump's true identity..... Donald Trump......is (pause for dramatic suspense).... A banana peel. That's right Trump supporters, the savior you all know and love is nothing but a banana peel. Yes Trump is an idiot but nothing couldn't prepare us from what I just told you. Oh you don't believe me, then what about this picture huh?

Look at this photo, his face just says he's an old moldy banana peel. Now I know your what thinking "But there has to be more cold hard evidence of this.....THING". Let me tell you ladies and somewhat gentlemen, there is. Vegetables, that's right girls and partial boys. He also looks like someone who doesn't eat their veges. Now I know what your pretty mind is thinking "dude, all this Illuminati conspiracy evidence is just too much for my peasant computer". Well let me tell you, you're right. My already tainted mind cant comprehend all of this, that is why im ending my truth here. Now I KNOW what your still thinking "But you still haven't given us your fabulous opinion about this man". Well let me tell you, your right. This was all an elaborate distraction for me to hack your computer and steal all of your monopoly money from your account. You could say you've been swindled, but in  reality you just got......"TRUMPED"............ I was way into this than I intentionally planned.

#GOALS

Goals are basically mindsets that people have for themselves and something you are trying to do or achieve. It's like someone's personal mission, a quest, an expedition, or a journey. A person's personal  goal is like a powerful process of thinking about your future. It helps you choose where you want to go or do in life.

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My goals in life has always been about the United States military, or more specifically the Marines. The main reason for enlisting is mostly because of my father. He was in the NAVY, and the reason why I wont join the NAVY is because I live for excitement. I rather not spend most of my tour on a ship. I guess you can just  consider me an adrenaline junkie, someone that loves the rush. An other why I wanna be an american soldier is that I'm very patriotic. But like every plan you got to have a plan B. My plan B is to be a concept artist for video game industries since my main hobby is to draw, mostly just character designing.

Giovanni's Bio Blog

All About Me

My name is Giovanni Cardenas and I was born April 15, 1998, I'm from Colombia, I go to Discovery High School. I came to America when I was just 2 years old so I don't know much about Colombia. I like to consider myself an artist and to be able to get a scholarship for it. I also enjoy playing airsoft when I have nothing else to do at home. It can be painful at times, but the fun is worth it.